trick or treat, smell my feet

Today, the lady who was driving backwards down the one way street stopped in the middle of it and rolled down the window when she got to where I was walking.
She was in a car with a bunch of rowdy costumed kids in the back seat. Cars were honking at her because she was driving backwards down the one way street. An old lady who was trying to park was shaking her finger at the wrong way driver.
I was walking down the street with my own bunch of rowdy costumed kids, taking them out for an after school snack.

The backwards lady had a big giant pink wig on and when she got to me she rolled down the window and said something like "it's official crazy day" and sort of waved her arm towards her back seat rowdiness and over towards my band of goblins and at the old lady.
And I laughed and agreed.

I'm going to bring a few glasses of wine in my travel mug while we go trick or treating tonight. And I'm going to eat some chocolate too. And act all crazy and stuff.